Sunday, November 8, 2009

Chicago Emmy Jokes 2009

These were mine. You have to work in Chicago, and in TV, to get these. No exceptions!


-After 16 years, "The Jerry Springer Show" has left Chicago, which means the bathrooms at NBC Tower no longer need to be labelled "men," "women" and "question mark?"



-Even though WFLD is in hot water for airing the school beating video, Fox
wants to turn it into a regular series starring Rihanna and Chris Brown and
called "Flee."



-Today they announced there's 10% unemployment in this country, with most of
the increase blamed on Channel 2 and Joe Ahern. Actually, CBS is thinking of selling Channel 2 to the government as soon as the "Cash For Clunkers" program is started again.



-With Ft. Hood the site of a deadly massacre yesterday, Sam Zell has expressed
interest in buying the army base as a tax write off.



-With all the bad news in Chicago lately, at least we can be glad we're not
in Cleveland. I understand they've found twelve murder victims in that
house. Sowell says he got the idea years ago from Jeffrey Dahmer, who called it "The Last Supper."

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